Victoria Wood’s Greatest one Liners

Best Edinburgh Fringe One Liners 2015

Best Edinburgh Fringe One Liners 2014

Best Edinburgh Fringe One Liners 2013

A man, an osterich and a cat walk into a bar… (18)

Tongue Twisters For Adults, Part 1 (15) Part 2 (15)

Penis Survey (15)

Baby Photographer (15)

Frog Penis (15)

Secret Of A Contented Married Life (PG)

Blonde Diet (PG)

Phone Call To The Lawyer (PG)

Quiz To Drive You Mad (with answers)

Parents Excuses — Letters To School (U)

Three Couples Apply For Church (15)

Top 10 Edinburgh Fringe Jokes 2012 (PG)

Frank Carson Jokes (PG)

Thanksgiving Day Jokes (PG)

Give This Guy The Job! — Email job application (15)

Orange Head (PG)

Dumbest Kid (PG)

Blonde ATM (PG)

Best Woody Allen One Liners (PG)

Edinburgh Fringe Top Ten Best Jokes, 2011

Edinburgh Fringe Top Ten Best Jokes, 2010

Edinburgh Fringe Top Ten Best Jokes, 2009

Edinburgh Fringe Top Ten Best Jokes, 2008

Edinburgh Fringe Best Jokes, 2004

Husband forgets anniversary (PG)

Husband and wife and a convict (15)

Semen Sample (15)

Two Old Men (12)

Aussie Tank‘s Joke Page (15)

Bank Robbery (15)

Hippie And The Nun (15)

Little Johnny’s Etiquette Lesson (15)

Little Johnny gets an F in arithmatic… [15]

The best English (language) Graffiti photos in the world…

The best of the worst English translations and other funny sign pictures from around the world…

The Best Of The Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes (U)

Hilarious screen captcha’s (PG)

University of Michigan Masturbation Policy Funny Sign…

Bum Sex Shocker — Seemingly Genuine Newspaper Headline of the year, 2009

Top 20 Pick Up Lines (Unlikeliest To Work) Men For Women (15)

Firing Squad Blond (PG)

Yo Mama! (15)

Two Pensioners (15)

Beer Prayer (PG)

The Wash Cloth (15)

Accident at the Pearly Gates (PG)

Face Lift Humour (15)

Two Pensioners (15)

What is Politics Dad? (15)

The Operation (18)

If at first you don’t succeed… (15)

Fifty Years (PG)

Three Priests (PG)

Bump — Our Tribute To Sir Clement Freud

Bob and the strip club (15)

The $200 Quickie (15)

The Patient (15)

Blonde Watches The News… (PG)

The Ostrich (PG)

Bailout (PG)

The Game Warden (13)

Six Of The Best Jokes From Jokes-best.com (18)

Old Lady Exposes Herself… (15)

Two Italians Talking… (15)

Rectum Stretcher… (15)

English as the official language of Europe… (PG)

Blind Sales Assistant (PG)

Two Blondes… (PG)

A Little Old Man Walks Into A… (15)

How To Get Your Money Back (18)

Big Bic… (15)

The Sign… (PG)

The Poker Player… (13)

Turkey And The Bull (15)

Genie Three Wishes — Manager (PG)

Installing Software… (PG)

Thirteen Thoughts For The Day (PG)

Italian, Scotsman, and Chinese…

Virus Alerts… (Circa 2001 ish) (PG)

Abbott And Costello On A Computer Helpdesk… (PG)

Kenny The Rooster (15)

Getting the Job… (15)

New Workplace Vocabulary… (PG)

Famous People On Sex… (15)

Father’s Pride (PG)

Saudi Arabian Justice… (13)

Tarzan Sex (13)

IRS Genie — Three Wishes (PG)

Not So Dumb Blond… (15)

English To Confuse Foreign Learners

Smart first grader (15)

Truths About Age… (PG)

Who you callin’ coloured? (PG)

George Carlin Classics (PG)

More Funny Questions (PG)

Bear Hunting (15)

The Perfect Woman and The Perfect Man (PG)

Jewish vs Chinese Joke (PG)

The Potato Family (U)

The Lord’s Prayer (U)

Two Naughty Little Boys (U)

Masculine — Feminine (PG)

USA: The Immigration Test (15)

Jet Fuel (PG)

Corny Joke (PG)

Jar In the Bar (PG)

Viagra Wife Diary (PG)

Golf Cow (PG)

Fire Brigade (PG)

Condoms Advice (PG)

Logistics Problem (PG)

Knock At The Door At Night (PG)

Sex On Mars (PG)

Isolated Party (PG)

Adam And God (PG)

American Tourist (PG)

Sunburn (PG)

Will Rogers Quotes (PG)

Fottle Inventor (PG)

German Translation (15)

Irish Confession (PG)

Penny For Your thoughts (PG)

Husband and wife doctors (PG)

Fishing Trip — Pajamas (PG)

The Best Light Bulb Change Jokes We Have Ever Heard (PG)

Ghosts (15)

Pickle Slicer (15)

Funny English / Chinese Translations (PG)

Choose One (PG)

Robot Secretary (18)

Two bar jokes (PG)

Cowboy Tale… (PG)

Funny SMS Text Messages (PG)

Redneck joke… logic… (PG)

Got Any Grapes…? (U)

X Rated Humpty Dumpty (18)

Cuckoo Clock

Penis Promotion Request (18)

Top Salesman Joke (U)

Blonde at the Pearly Gates (U)

Funny questions

Blonde Joke Cavalcade (PG)

Frog Loan (U)

Strange Number Quiz (U)

Camel Joke (15)

Jewish Towel Joke (18)

Funny Quiz: The Weakest Link

Smart Blonde — Really (U)

Classic Hilarious Cricket Commentary Blooper

Samurai Joke (PG)

Tennis Elbow (12)

Hilarious Signs From the USA (PG)

Smart Blonde — Ventriloquist (PG)

Blonde and Lawyer Joke (U)

Size Misunderstanding (15)

Monastery Joke (U)

Lawyer get to heaven (PG)

How To Shower Like a Man/Woman (PG)

Nuns at Pearly Gates (18)

The best of Zoo Weekly Jokes (12)

Golf Joke (U)

Politically Incorrect Dirty One Liners Part One Part Two

Little Johnny (18)

Funny Signs — California

Little Girl in Pet Shop (13)

Funny Bad Joke Cavalcade (15)

Golf Genie (15)

F****g Cheque Account (18)

Naughty Nursery Rhymes Part Two (18)

Naughty Nursery Rhymes (18)

Falling to sleep in Church (15)

Czech Opticians (U)

Car Accident… Pearly Gates (PG)

Pregnant Bullet (15)

Chinese Torture (15)

Rich Little Old Lady (15)

Driving with the wife… (13)

Blond Joke — School (13)

Blond Joke — Driving (PG)

Blond Joke — Farm (PG)

Funny English Hotel Translations 1, 2, 3 (PG)