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beautiful night – top 10 jokes

Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night. Beautiful night is, When you hug your teddy bear and sleep. Horror night is, When your teddy bear hugs you BACK

6 sense – top 10 jokes

What is love? Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense And makes the person nonsense.

EX girlfriend – top 10 jokes

I visited my EX girlfriend and she gave me food. After a few second their dog came in and started to jump over and I said “this dog loves visitors” A child replied, “No! No! Uncle, the problem is that you are using its plate”.

barber – top 10 English jokes

A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I’ve been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.

fixing a bomb – top 10 jokes

sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

proud of myself – top 10 jokes

Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you!!! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

love my job – top 10 jokes

I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, “I love my job, I’m my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.” Then I said, “Turn Left”.

girlfriend – top 10 jokes

8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?! 11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.

two blind people – top 10 jokes

Today I saw two blind people fighting, then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”, they both ran away.

engineering professors – top 10 jokes

Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane. Before the takeoff, one announcement came “This plane is made by your students” Then all professors stood up, ran and went outside. But the principal was sitting. One guy came and asked, “are
you not afraid”? Then the principal replied “I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane won’t even start”.

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