Really Short Funny Jokes, Really Funny Jokes

2. I want a nightmare(6/9/2014)
   Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, Mom, I had a dream last night that I’d passed today’s exam….3. A Good Boy!(6/9/2014)
   Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. «What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?» «I gave it to a poor old woman,» he answered. You’re a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more….4. The Goldfish and the Cat(6/9/2014)
   Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, «What are you up to there….5. The First Time of young woman(6/9/2014)
   A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination….6. How to Get the Skunk out!(6/9/2014)
   «We have a skunkin the basement,» shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher . «How can we get it out?» «Take some bread crumbs ,» said the dispatcher, «and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open.»…

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