As your little one’s sense of humor progresses, so does the fun. More-complicated funny stuff such as riddles and puns may suddenly seem hilarious. Here are 35 funny kids’ jokes – from classic knock-knocks to silly riddles – to share with your child, take to playdates, and bust out at birthday parties.
Knock-knock jokes for kids
These jokes follow the classic structure: «Knock, knock,» «Who’s there?» followed by giggles.
Pizza really great guy!
Interrupting, squawking parrot.
Interrupting, squawking parr-
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go «moo!»
Fix your doorbell, it’s broken!
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.
Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it.
Q: Which flower talks the most?
A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!
Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A: You’re a fun guy [fungi].
Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get an earring?
A: About a buck an ear [buccaneer]!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!
Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?
A: He was a little hoarse.
Q: What kind of lion never roars?
A: A dandelion!
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.
Q: What time do you go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty!
Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A: A bunny ribbit.
Q: How do bees get to school?
A: They take the school buzz, of course!
Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
A: Because they might peel!
More silly jokes for kids
Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: Nice belt!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9.
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools!
Q: What did the snail say when it was riding on the turtle’s back?
Q: What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A: A milk shake!
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel!
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Q: Why are seagulls called seagulls?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
A snake kid asks his mom, «Mom, are we poisonous?» His mother says, «Why do you want to know?» The snake kid says, «because I just bit my tongue.»
After many years, a prisoner is finally released.
He runs around yelling, «I’m free! I’m free!»
A little kid walks up to him and says, «So what? I’m 4.»