What do you tell someone you didn’t talk to on New Year’s Eve?
Answer: I haven’t talked to you since last year!
What happened to the man who pondered all the reasons to give up drinking in the New Year?
Answer: He gave up thinking, as his resolution.
In what year did Christmas Day and New Year’s Day fall in the same year?
Answer: Every year
Under which calendar is New Year’s Day Jan. 1?
Answer: Gregorian Calendar