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English Jokes

A collection of funny english jokes collected from different sources online. A good section to read funny quotes and funny english jokes if you can’t understand tagalog.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. …

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The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examin…

Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s the will of AllahProtestantism: Shit happens because you don’t work ha…

THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there’s no…

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: «Mom, why are wedding dresses white?»The mother looks at her son and r…

At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, «You have to help me, I hurt all over.» «What do you mean?» said the doctor. -The woman touched her right …

There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane wasbeing rocked by some severe turbulence. So this kindly old lady loo…

Attorney to witness: «What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?»Witness: «Where am I Cathy?»Attorney: «And why did that upset you?…

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton,»Are you ready to order?» Clinton replies, «Yes…

With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible. In one particularly cr…

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