English Jokes — Beano.com

English jokes from Beano for a perfect, brain-enhancing ten-minute revision break!

I saw someone spill all of there scrabble tiles on the road…I saw someone spill all of there scrabble tiles on the road…

I asked him what the word on the street?! I asked him what the word on the street?!

What’s a bee’s favourite novel?What’s a bee’s favourite novel?

The Great Gats-bee!The Great Gats-bee!

Which dinosaur knew the most words?Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus!The thesaurus!

Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floorboards?Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floorboards?

It was just a stage he was going through!It was just a stage he was going through!

Is there a word that contains all five vowels?Is there a word that contains all five vowels?

Unquestionably!Unquestionably!

Which letter is small and green?Which letter is small and green?

What does «coincidence» mean?What does «coincidence» mean?

Funny, I was about to ask you that….Funny, I was about to ask you that….

Why is an English teacher like a judge?Why is an English teacher like a judge?

They both hand out long sentences!They both hand out long sentences!

What is the longest word?What is the longest word?

Smiles — there’s a mile between the first and last letters!Smiles — there’s a mile between the first and last letters!

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