A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, «Hmmm…. That’s funny.
When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.»
The boy quickly replied, «That’s right, lady. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.»