One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub
together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they
were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each
of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
The Scotsman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Irishman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued
drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Englishman too , picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over
the beer and then started yelling «SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU
There’s an English man, Irish man and a Scotsman. They’re being chased
by a policeman. They see this old warehouse so they run in. Inside
there are 3 empty sacks on the floor. They each jump in a sack. In
comes the copper and see’s these three bundles on the floor. Goes up to
the first one and kicks it. The Scotsman shout out, «Woof Woof», and
the copper thinking it’s just an old dog leaves it and kicks the second
sack. The Irishman yells out, «Me-ow me-ow», he leaves this one as well
thinking its just an old cat. He walks over to the last sack and kicks
it, and the Englishman yells out.. «Potatoes Potatoes..!»