Anti English Jokes anyone???? | Yahoo Answers

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub

together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they

were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each

of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.

The Scotsman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The Irishman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued

drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Englishman too , picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over

the beer and then started yelling «SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU

BASTARD!!!!»

There’s an English man, Irish man and a Scotsman. They’re being chased

by a policeman. They see this old warehouse so they run in. Inside

there are 3 empty sacks on the floor. They each jump in a sack. In

comes the copper and see’s these three bundles on the floor. Goes up to

the first one and kicks it. The Scotsman shout out, «Woof Woof», and

the copper thinking it’s just an old dog leaves it and kicks the second

sack. The Irishman yells out, «Me-ow me-ow», he leaves this one as well

thinking its just an old cat. He walks over to the last sack and kicks

it, and the Englishman yells out.. «Potatoes Potatoes..!»

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