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There’s a Jerry Maguire Joke in King Kong … in Morse Code

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Unless you’re filming a Paris Hilton biography, it’s near impossible to make a story about a horny monster rampaging through the streets of New York sound in any way serious or believable. Surprisingly, though, that’s exactly what Peter Jackson did in his version of King Kong, which isn’t to suggest that the original was a comedy or anything like that, but on the other hand … this:

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