·Posted on Dec 1, 2019
«Oh you’re an English major? Name every word.»
If you’re dating an English major, you’re single to me. Like what’s Julian going to do, tell me the pen is mightier than the sword lmao
the student athlete meme but for white english majors who write poems like Pale hands Against white cheek We shatter Cigarettes
PHILOSOPHY MAJOR: humanity is at risk STEM MAJOR: because global warming is affecting sea levels ENGLISH MAJOR: is it affecting or effecting
english major twitter when marie kondo suggests they should donate the books they haven’t touched in 20 years
me: im an english major everyone: what the heck are u gonna do with that? teach? lyft drivers: omg are you gonna write a novel?? i can’t wait to read it ur gonna be amazing!
Me: *is an English major* Also me: English is the colonizer’s language and it has trivial rules
english majors be like man I gotta make a spotify playlist named after a quote from a nineteenth century poet whose body of work is riddled with homoerotic subtext by monday
All the English majors you who know have good jobs after years of being told we’d be unemployed. Look at us. Who would have thought writing understandable sentences could be a useful skill?
Queer Eye but it’s five English majors trying to convince a small-town city council that young people actually love books and they should fund a new library.
english majors be handing their papers to professors like «am i worthwhile as a person check yes or no».
ME: hi- WHITE ENGLISH MAJOR: my skin ️ is sensitive 🤔 but i still write my poems on my wrist with sharpie because art is pain
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