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  • example of Coincidence

    Teacher:Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?
    Sunny:Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.
    Teacher: How old is ur father.
    Sunny:As old as I am.
    Teacher:How is it possible?
    Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

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  • lecture on Sun

    Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
    Raju:No mam! I will not be able to attend it.
    Teacher :Why?
    Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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  • Nobody ever listens

    Patient: Doctor! You’ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
    Doctor: Next please!

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  • Santa falls in Love

    Doctor Santa falls in Love with a Nurse.
    He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…

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  • 2 Swimming Pools

    Banta built 2 Swimming Pools.
    And he left one of them unfilled y?
    When asked him, he said,
    “Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.”

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  • Babe What You Doing

    Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing?
    Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey.
    And You Sweetheart?
    Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You

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  • woman shot her husband

    A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
    “I have an interesting case here,” he says.
    “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
    “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.
    “No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”

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  • 25th wedding anniversary joke

    Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary,
    my husband sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office.
    A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them.
    On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals over the bed
    and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee.
    As I’d hoped, I got a reaction from my husband.
    When he saw me, he shouted, “Are those potato chips?”

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  • walked through the forest

    Banta walked through the forest when he heard someone crying for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes.
    “My first wish,” Banta said, “is a bottle of whiskey that will never fall empty.”
    And flash, there was the bottle. Banta opened it, and drank it empty. The next moment, the bottle was full again. Banta was very happy.
    “What is your second wish,” the dwarf asked?
    Banta replied, “I want another bottle…”

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  • young person with the short hair

    A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
    B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
    A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
    B: I’m not. I’m her mother.

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  • first day at school

    Mother: “Did you enjoy your first day at school?”
    Girl: “First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

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  • call me a taxi

    A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
    B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

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  • go to the bathroom

    Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
    Little Johnny: But I asked first!

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  • cheap gifts

    Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
    Man: I offer you myself.
    Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

    Man: I want to share everything with you.
    Woman: Let’s start from your bank account.

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  • hundred dollar bill

    Teacher: Why are you late?
    Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
    Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
    Student: No. I was standing on it.

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  • teacher intruptes

    The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb “to walk” in simple present.
    The student: I walk. You walk ….
    The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
    The student: I run. You run …

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  • The Perfect Son joke

    The Perfect Son.
    A: I have the perfect son.
    B: Does he smoke?
    A: No, he doesn’t.
    B: Does he drink whiskey?
    A: No, he doesn’t.
    B: Does he ever come home late?
    A: No, he doesn’t.
    B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
    A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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  • Google male or female

    Q: Is Google male or female?
    A: Female, because it doesn’t
    let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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  • Wife wanted

    A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.”
    Next day he received a hundred letters.
    They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

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  • William Sexfear

    According To William Sexfear

    Every Wife Is A Mistress For Her Husband.

    Miss For One Hour

    And
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    Stress For The Remaining 23 Hours.

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  • most common word used

    Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom.
    Suddenly a student got up and said “Can’t Sir”!
    Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!

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  • broom get a poor

    David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
    Dan: I don’t know. Why?
    David: Because it was always sweeping during class!

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  • physics teacher break up

    Why did the physics teacher break up
    with the biology teacher?
    There was no chemistry.

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  • white owl and a black owl

    Q:what’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl.
    A:a white owl goes who who. a black owl goes who dat who dat.

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  • wear necklaces

    Q: Why do Italian men wear necklaces?
    A: To let them know where to stop shaving.

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  • Polish Navy

    Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.

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  • Jews walked

    Two Jews walked into a bar. It was busy. So they bought it.

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  • Italian mother

    An Italian mother says, “If you don’t eat all the food on this plate, I’ll kill you.” A Jewish mother says, “If you don’t eat all the food on this plate, I’ll kill myself.”

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  • fucking racist

    What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.

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  • Mexican fire chief

    What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!

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  • go to the dentist

    What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)

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  • Mexican Astronauts

    You know why we don’t have Mexican Astronauts? It’s because the countdown goes like this, “10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer…”

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  • Iranian who locked

    Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.

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  • Mexicans playing

    What do u call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-on-Juan.

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  • Chinese couple

    Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?

    They named it Sum Ting Wong

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  • robber sticks

    A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman’s ribs and demands, “Your money or your life!” When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, “Your money or your life!” to which the Scotsman replies, “I’m thinking it over!”

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  • sign of inflation

    What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.

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  • Filipino contortionist

    Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
    A: A Manila folder.

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  • yogurt and Italians

    What’s the difference between yogurt and Italians? Yogurt has a working culture.

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  • black guy walks into a bar

    A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot the bartender says cool where did u get it the parrot says Africa

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