The annual joke contest is back and we have winners!woo hoo! SERIOUSLY, NO TEASING.A few (million) years ago the Snooze ran the critically acclaimed hamburger joke contest. Those who subscribed in 1994 (see Volume 1, Issue 23) know that it is a very competitive joke contest. You will remember that the prize was a Plopp bar from Sweden and there were three entries and three winners. This year, there were more entries and prizes. The topic was tea. Regular drinking tea, and it incuded tea pots, tea bags, tea cozies, tea leaves or anything else to do with tea. The prize was tub of chocolates from Trader Joes or, if you wanted instead, a bag of pignoli nuts. Here are the sample tea jokes.What does a teapot say to it’s lover?O, dajarling!Who is the teapot’s favorite actress?Tea Leoni.Why did the tea bag have to do it’s laundry? Because it was stained.What is a baby teapots favorite game?Pekoe-boo.Without further adothe Snooze presentsthe much awaited award-winningTea Jokes Why was the cow teapot late to the party?Because she was decafinated!Holly Douglas-FleuryWins Pignoli Nuts! How long does it take to ship tea from China by slow boat?Oolong Time!Mensch Freborg Wins Pignoli Nuts! What does a teapot say to her hairdresser?Don’t teas Theresa Rubino Wins my company!What does the teapot say to its bag?I don’t want another seep out of you!Teary Wins my company!What kind of music do teapots like?JasmineTheresaWins my company! Why did the teapot wear a cozy?Cozy kept him warm.KittenHonorable mentionWhy must you be careful of tea at night?Because it might mug you.Louellin Prysbe Wins Pignoli Nuts! What does a tea bag do when it’s tired?It seeps.Jules StrandWins Pignoli Nuts! What do lady teapots like to wear?String of Earls!Lucy SmitesWins Pignoli Nuts! What’s a teapots favorite folk tune?My Dajarling ClementineTed LampertWins Pignoli Nuts! Why did the teapot get in trouble?Because he was naughtea.Rachel MilisteinWins Pignoli Nuts! What did the teapot wear to bed?A nighteaRachel MillsteinWins Pignoli Nuts! Why did the tea get away?Because it was loose.Vex AmpetWins Pignoli Nuts! What does the tea do when it moves to LA?It has its bags removed.Nancy PrescottWins Pignoli Nuts! How does a tea bag seep?On its sideGloria DoverWins Pignoli Nuts! What’s the teapots favorite movie?E.T.Bob GranketWins Pignoli Nuts! X-rated Tea jokes—Beware!What’s under old ladies teacozy? Tea-pends.What happens when old lady teapot laughs too hard?She teas her pants.What’s under baby teapot’s cozy? Plastic panteas.What is under Mr. Teapot’s cozy?His box earls?No, really. What is under his cozy? His tea string?No really, what? His teaniss.Oh My! Theresa takes total responsibility for this x-rated line of teapot jokes.ANDShe wins Pignoli Nuts! IN Memorium: Hamburger Joke Winners, 1994Where does the hamburger go to find a doctor? Mayo Clinic!Why did he go?Because he had a bunion! Plopp bar went to Calla.What is the difference between OJ Simpson and a hamburger?A hamburger’s got a pickle in it and OJ Simpson’s in a pickle.Plopp bar went to mom, who also received an honorable mention.Do you think these tea jokes are dorky?HomeRead More from the Archive Copyright January 1999 Catherine L. Rubino. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.5 License.

A few (million) years ago the Snooze ran the critically acclaimed hamburger joke contest. Those who subscribed in 1994 (see Volume 1, Issue 23) knowView More